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07

Apr

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(Source: isexualdisaster)

21

Feb

(Source: faunasworld)

31

Jul

How the hell did she steal a ferry and why didnt she say I’m Jack Sparrow Bitches!!!! Either way Im still laughing my ass off. 

How the hell did she steal a ferry and why didnt she say I’m Jack Sparrow Bitches!!!! Either way Im still laughing my ass off. 

How I felt all week, damn it for the last year…straight…FOR REALS!!!

How I felt all week, damn it for the last year…straight…FOR REALS!!!

This made me lol only because I have brothers who would do this exact same thing…..and I kind of agree. 

This made me lol only because I have brothers who would do this exact same thing…..and I kind of agree. 

16

Jun

japanlove:

Posted this before but the YT vid is gone. Still it’s a fun video :D

alittlepinkbow:

a-drop-in-the-oc-e-a-n:

holy shit this deserves way more fucking notes

i can’t reblog it enough, please get this through your skulls. i can’t walk home at night past 10 pm without being terrified that every guy that hollers at me is going to follow me home. it’s fucked up. it’s unfair. our culture sucks. we need to fix it. rape is never okay. never. if the rapist is the girl’s boyfriend it still counts. rape is rape. no is no. no answer is no. you shouldn’t beg and plead until someone’s uncomfortable. take the hint. end this bullshit.

alittlepinkbow:

a-drop-in-the-oc-e-a-n:

holy shit this deserves way more fucking notes

i can’t reblog it enough, please get this through your skulls. i can’t walk home at night past 10 pm without being terrified that every guy that hollers at me is going to follow me home. it’s fucked up. it’s unfair. our culture sucks. we need to fix it. rape is never okay. never. if the rapist is the girl’s boyfriend it still counts. rape is rape. no is no. no answer is no. you shouldn’t beg and plead until someone’s uncomfortable. take the hint. end this bullshit.

05

Jun

mom:
ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me:
ok
me:
me:
me:
me:
mom where are you please
me:
mom please the line is moving fast
me:
mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
employee:
next
me:
employee:
me:
faints

(Source: qooqletranslate)

07

May

The same people that are trying to convince everyone that the new superman movie is in competition with iron man 3 are the same people trying to convince the world that Gwenyth Paltrow is the most beautiful woman.

08

Mar